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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Portland as Fuck]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[Number 6]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[Thank God I don't have to give a fuck about Barry Goldwater all day. But I do have to give a fuck about fluoride all day. Hey, what have you done? Now my wife says "That shit needs a sidecar" whenever I say something profound. She also says I should be more ambitious like you. Curse you, Ian! You win again....BTW, you learned Hebrew in 1997, I learned Hebrew in 1967. I can tell you right now that that shit is not going to stick.
        
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    <pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 19:12:11 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Stop Fucking Honking At Me!]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[Horny Hippo]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[Larry Flynt's Hustler Club in San Francisco caught shit because of their stripmobile; a truck that drove around town with a showcase of scantily clad pole dancers in the back.<br>
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<a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/17/hustler-club-strip-truck_n_1433070.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/17/h&hellip;</a>
        
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    <pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 19:05:32 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Video Vriday! Jarad Miles in Ancient Wave, the Thermals, Portugal. The Man, and More]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[Patty Rodrigues]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[So  proud , that beautiful baby is my grandson Zion!!!
        
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    <pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 18:57:02 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Oregonian: "Nazi" Cop, Cleared of Harassment, Calls Out Complainant&#8212;Which Might Actually Be Harassment]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[Horny Hippo]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[The slander was made in the original text messages between Kuykendall and Galvan, and made public when they those messages were first provided to a third party, irrespective of who or what that third party is.  Kruger is the injured party and ought to be the one to be filing law suits, if not counter suits.  In fact criminal charges could be brought against Galvan for harassment, threatening to sue, rather than just doing it.  Galvan is the one who doesn't know when to shut the fuck up.
        
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    <pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 18:53:40 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Stop Fucking Honking At Me!]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[lithell]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[^""If you're on the internet, you should expect to be subjected to dehumanizing bullshit and never call it out! TITS OR GTFO THE PLANET, FEMINAZI""^
        
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    <pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 18:33:16 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: I'm So Thankful I Didn't Sleep with You]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[buddy]]></author>
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      <![CDATA["Sleep with you"....Who are you anyways? VC Andrews?
        
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    <pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 18:25:46 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Oregonian: "Nazi" Cop, Cleared of Harassment, Calls Out Complainant&#8212;Which Might Actually Be Harassment]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[Horny Hippo]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[A defendant has the right to confront their accuser.  Charges made in public are rightfully to be answered in public.  Orders for him to shut the fuck up are harassment and intimidation.  I have no love of NAZIS or pigs, but that doesn't make it okay to violate his rights.  If he disobeys an order from his employer, he might be subject to termination or other discipline, but if the employer is arbitrary and abusive, the employer may be subject to legal action.
        
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    <pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 17:55:16 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: The Pope Doesn't Understand the Point of Atheists]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[Franklin Chillano Broosevelt]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[It's a real sad day when Dr. Evil has to check you on your rants, Paul.
        
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    <pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 17:49:04 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Portlanders Are Being Sued for Stealing a Terrible Movie]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[Franklin Chillano Broosevelt]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[Everyone who stole this movie should counter-sue.
        
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          <a href="http://www.portlandmercury.com/portland/Profile?oid=2858479">Franklin Chillano Broosevelt</a>]]>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 17:41:52 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Stop Fucking Honking At Me!]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[eprophet]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[^^You sure do! Especially if men talking about how much they like to look at boobs freaks you out. Maybe you need to get off the planet entirely.
        
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    <pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 17:39:25 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Bunkered Down: Pro-fluoride Edition]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[STFUAndLearnCriticalThinking]]></author>
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      <![CDATA["It's only a matter of time before Portland approves fluoridation" -- Yeah right. Fluoridation has been losing ground across the entire planet for decades, including the US, where HUNDREDS of places have rejected it over the past 15 years. 1/3 of the US rejects fluoridification, although the fluoride salespeople would never mention it; and that percentage has been growing. Australia also just had a huge anti-fluoride victory, coincidentally; the Netherlands, Sweden, and other European countries voted it out years ago; Japan never had it, and still doesn't; and 95% of the planet, including 97% of Europe, thoroughly rejects it. And you can verify all those facts yourself, within minutes, using the Internet.<br>
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As much as the corporate lobbyists for fluoridation would have you believe the opposite, and have no facts to support their sales pitch, Portland is following the global anti-fluoridation trend -- and is leading the way for America, as we do on most political issues.<br>
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Even after massive outspending by the pro-fluoride marketing manipulators, only a minority of Portlandites were fooled. This is why Portland is so excellent, informed, and intelligent compared to most of America. <br>
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And if you don't like it, maybe you should consider the possibility that a) you've been duped by pseudoscientific marketing hacks, and b) maybe this isn't the town for you, and you should leave.
        
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    <pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 17:29:40 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Do Spoilers Really Matter? The Relative Importance of Storytelling in Film]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[TSW]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[Movie "spoilers" never bother me.  What does? When buttholes with special cable packages watch an east coast feed of a TV show then start tweeting about it a good few hours before it airs on this side of the country.  It's not the spoilers that rankle me so much as the ridiculous selfishness of their twitter performance.
        
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    <pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 17:21:18 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Savage Love]]></title>

    
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      <![CDATA[DSG gets all the hate 'cause if the girl she's kissing on is bi or les, then she might think that DSG is also & might get to go home together... But DSG is just doing it to get the DSBs horny so she can go home with one of them, instead... DSG is the equivalent of a cock-tease.
        
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    <pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 17:00:15 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Scenes from the the No on Fluoride Party. Which Is Winning]]></title>

    
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      <![CDATA[Awesome. Portland stays within the relatively sane 95% of the planet that doesn't put toxic fluoride into their drinking water. That includes 97% of Europe, including France, Germany, Austria, Belgium, Denmark, Finland, Luxembourg, Netherlands, Northern Ireland, Norway, Sweden, Switzerland, Scotland Iceland, and Italy. No surprise: a 2003 survey of over 500 Europeans from 16 countries concluded that "the vast majority of people opposed water fluoridation".<br>
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Also, 1/3 of the US rejects fluoridation -- yet another crucial fact that the manipulators at the Mercury didn't mention.<br>
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Now we just have to convince the remaining 5% minority of "kooks" and "fearmongers" and "conspiracy theorists" (in the polite words of The Mercury's frantically pro-fluoride reporting) to follow the saner 95% (including Europe, Japan, Portland, and 1/3 of the US) in rejecting toxic fluoride.<br>
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Portland officially kicks ass. And if you think we're stupid, that's just because you're a pseudoscientific hack with no critical thinking skills, and should move elsewhere. <br>
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And take your asinine pro-fluoride propaganda with you.
        
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    <pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 16:52:35 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Stop Fucking Honking At Me!]]></title>

    
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      <![CDATA[Four dislikes in a minute? Women are just flopping boob meat for you to objectify and then talk about how hard your peen got huh? Gosh I need to get off the internet now. Fuck you guys.
        
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    <pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 16:41:15 -0700</pubDate>
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      <![CDATA[Excuse me but, "boner buddy"?  Thanks for keeping any and all fodder at bay. <br>
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Gross.
        
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    <pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 16:39:36 -0700</pubDate>
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      <![CDATA[Um ew. Sure do good at making me feel uncomfortable about jogging.
        
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    <pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 16:28:41 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Portland as Fuck]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[Ian Karmel]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[You two are the internet.
        
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    <pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 16:18:08 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Portlanders Are Being Sued for Stealing a Terrible Movie]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[Süpër Chüñdy]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[Everyone who stole this movie should be hit with a Stone Cold Stunner, including Denis. Case closed.
        
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    <pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 16:07:22 -0700</pubDate>
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      <![CDATA[Most people who were paying attention had more or less accepted the inevitibility of the Khan reveal, even if it was never explicitly spoiled. Still, I didn't appreciate The Mercury's casual spoilage, I hadn't yet seen the film and still wasn't 100% there would really be an inevitable Khan reveal.
        
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Do Spoilers Really Matter? The Relative Importance of Storytelling in Film]]></title>

    
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      <![CDATA[I feel not being "spoiled" is incredibly important to me. I get what people are saying in that if a movie's any good, it will hold up on repeat viewings, even after you know the twists. But you only ever have the first experience once. You only find out who Kaiser Soze, the Killer from Scream, or Benedict Cumberbatch is once. And, for me, that's such a fun moment! Especially in a theater, when a sizable collection of people are reaching these same conclusions simultaneously.<br>
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Look, much to my dismay, I had a certain important death and perpetrator in Harry Potter spoiled for me. And I'm still very much a Harry Potter fan and very much enjoyed the book. But I was robbed of that "Is this really going to happen?!" moment, you know, that moment where you get chills and put the book down just to savor the moment and let the anticipation build. And I guess that's what it boils down to. Anticipation, why would we rob ourselves of this very important aspect of storytelling? Would Christmas morning be half as exciting if all the presents were wrapped in cellophane?<br>
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And as a filmmaker myself, I feel it's almost disrespectful to the creative team behind a movie who have spent (hopefully) a considerable amount of time fine tuning the reveals of their movie, to just not care and actively seek out spoilers.<br>
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I mean, if the "what" is so unimportant that it doesn't matter if we know the outcome of a story before watching/reading/hearing it, why do we even both coming up with new stories? Let's just keep pumping out remakes.
        
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    <author><![CDATA[Stu]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[The definitive answer would be "it depends". The Crying game is a perfect example of a film that would be fantastic even without the twist, so having it spoiled doesn't matter. When Karl Penn's character left House, not having it spoiled made it a far more powerful and memorable moment (although you could certainly make the case that House wasn't particularly good by then, and that being spoiled by knowing a spoiler is indicative of lower quality).<br>
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On the other hand, I don't know of any movies / shows that have been improved by knowing the spoiler. So if there's potential downside of telling people what's going to happen, and there's no conceivable upside, why would you do it?
        
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      <![CDATA[Governor Walker actually expanded the rights of police unions because of their typically conservative bent. So if Hales shows favoritism and ignores gross misconduct or abuses it will indeed be like Wisconsin
        
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      <![CDATA[Sadly, this happens to males too. It happened to a coworker, he was 18 and she was 16 and Dad didn't like the relationship and filed charges.  They were both in high school.  <br>
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 10yrs. later while being promoted to insurance management, a new background check found the conviction and he was fired.<br>
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He still has to report as a sex offender too. Lame.
        
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    <pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 15:29:57 -0700</pubDate>
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      <![CDATA[God, I hope that never in my life another man refers to me as his "boner buddy", no matter what we're both looking at.
        
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