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      <![CDATA[Arenit, as I've been trying to explain, nobody has any interest in your dick.
        
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      <![CDATA["Are you even vegan?" is the PETA equivalent of "Do you even lift?"
        
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      <![CDATA[Did he have a toothpick in his mouth?
        
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      <![CDATA[Stop riding my dick, troll.
        
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      <![CDATA[Whoa... I agree with onlysane and arenit. There's a first.<br>
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However, he should have been kicked out specifically for the dread locks. That is enough.
        
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      <![CDATA[Let's shuttle that dreadlock'd gent to the Safari Club in Estacada. I'm certain that they'll listen to reason...
        
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      <![CDATA[ARE YOU EVEN VEGAN?  Win.
        
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      <![CDATA[I hope the bartender gave them some suitable response.  Like "go fuck yourself."<br>
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"you’re gonna see some dead animals in Oregon"<br>
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Because other people who just moved here think that we all hang dead animals on our walls, and then they open bars.
        
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      <![CDATA[Bar owner should've kicked him out.
        
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      <![CDATA[Reason 8,305,749 that White people should never have dreadlocks.
        
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