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    <author><![CDATA[Teresa Sickels]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[Price is actually only $10 at the door, not $15. In advance, it's $7 on sale online. A live stand up comedy date night of awesomeness! 7:30 is clean PG-13 show & 9:30 is rated "R" naughty show!
        
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            <i>The He and She Show</i><br />
          
          Rating: 5 Stars
        
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    <pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 09:12:45 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Do Your Job or Quit]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[Todd Mecklem]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[My muse is refusing to lead me back to college, she's all about bar, liquor store, strip club, the Plaid for cigs & energy drinks, rinse, repeat.
        
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    <pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 09:00:21 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: I'm So Thankful I Didn't Sleep with You]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[Todd Mecklem]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[To be fair, pretending to be FedEx to get in the door, we've all done that, right? I had to do it just last week when I went to visit mom.
        
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    <pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 07:25:28 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Science Tax Bitches]]></title>

    
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      <![CDATA[You're right, Chunty, they didn't read it. Sam knew they wouldn't read it.
        
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    <pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 07:19:48 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: A Punch in the Mouth]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[Maxims&Arrows]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[And by the way--as far as what "ruins this place"--I'd put my money on trendy tourists like you, who ride over here because everybody says it's a cool place; but you get here and say crap like "the food isn't like New York's" and "the pizza isn't like Chicago's" and so on. Yeah, this isn't Chicago, New York, Milwaukee, Phoenix, or wherever you came from with your superior culture and fluoridation. 'We want fluoride in the water because that's how they do it in civilized places' you all scream and shout. 'That's normal!' Why did you move here? Because it's 'cool' here? So, why do you constantly complain about how we do it here while trying desperately to change Portland into one of your culturally superior cities that fit the norm so well? Oh, yeah, because you're tourists on the let's-go-to-Portland-where-all-the-cool-kids-go road trip. But then you say to yourselves, 'This isn't like home. Portland should be more like where I lived.' Well, sagging flint, that does merit a "fuck right off."
        
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    <pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 06:48:26 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: A Punch in the Mouth]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[Maxims&Arrows]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[Hey, sagging flint. I was responding to anecdote with anecdote. So, perhaps you have the same advice for Gza1340. Also, the moniker "Kiddo" is cute and diminutive. So, using it on me is as well. And as far as "the turd that ruins this place" goes: I suppose the expression, "I know you are, but what am I?" has currency with you. (Tourist.)
        
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    <pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 06:14:45 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Do Your Job or Quit]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[Franklin Chillano Broosevelt]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[If what Chunty says is true, Austin is fucked.
        
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    <pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 03:15:31 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: A Punch in the Mouth]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[Jay Sun]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[The Portland Mercury either totally dropped the ball looking at the truth of the matter, or the despite all the edgy, artsy, "alternative" dressing is just as corporate sell-out snake of a paper. At least with the Oregonian you know what you're getting.<br>
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It's really too bad all of the name calling of people unwilling to have a rational respectful dialogue. All your hateful ignorant name calling means nothing.<br>
If you really had a good case for fluoridation you wouldn't need to mock and demonize with no basis.<br>
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A landslide number of Portland voters get it. I hope the rest of Portland gets it eventually soon enough. There are much better ways to deal with dental health than dumping the toxic by-product of the fertilizer industry into the Bull Run water.
        
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    <pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 02:28:23 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Portland as Fuck]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[Ian Karmel]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[I was completely sober when I wrote this, but I do smoke a decent amount of pot. <br>
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The dad folding Lee dungarees before church is the person most likely to tell you some dumb joke, and even HE thinks its a dumb joke to call Portland unambitious.
        
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    <pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 00:46:01 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Today in Marijuana-Infused Bacon]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[bikefor1]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[It's no different than putting spent grains from beer-brewing into bread, right? I approve!
        
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    <pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 00:45:11 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Portland as Fuck]]></title>

    
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      <![CDATA[THAAAAANK YOU!
        
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    <pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 00:33:52 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Portland as Fuck]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[Rip City Hustle]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[This is probably the single best thing I've ever read in this rag, actually. Bravo, Ian!
        
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    <pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 23:58:22 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Science Tax Bitches]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[Chunty McHutchence]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[Let's not forget that the arts tax pays for stuff that isn't arts-in-schools-- like a $100k for an RACC executive's salary, various art projects that don't necessarily keep the money in Oregon, and handouts for the opera and symphony. Is this the bill you voted for? I bet you didn't even read it.<br>
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The benefit to schools was an afterthought. Stop using "the children" as ransom.
        
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    <pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 23:33:10 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Do Your Job or Quit]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[Chunty McHutchence]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[Let me just point out that the Portland unemployment rate just fell to meet the national average, so take from that whatever you need to.<br>
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Personally, I'd wager that we've imported enough tech talent in the past two years to temporarily eclipse the number of unskilled future baristas streaming into our town every day.<br>
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That, or the "Portlandia" show has made Portland uncool with the youngsters and the influx has cooled.
        
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Dylan Walker: Criminal Mischief II]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[Cyril Barbot]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[what is the solution to be exiting ??? coffee or a crime ???
        
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    <pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 23:25:40 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Dylan Walker: Criminal Mischief II]]></title>

    
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      <![CDATA[your coffee is like a gun in my brain
        
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    <pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 23:23:47 -0700</pubDate>
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      <![CDATA[your coffee is like a gun
        
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    <pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 23:22:34 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Penis truck on Marine Drive]]></title>

    
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      <![CDATA[It sounds like you need to learn how to drive. Are you from Washington? (J/K, you could be from Oregon, too. Yunz just don't know how to drive. OK. totes generalizing here.) Drive faster or get used to it.
        
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Pearl Over 82nd, Bitches]]></title>

    
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      <![CDATA[Huh. I feel like anon does not live in any of the neighborhoods of which he speaks. Because I am one of those poor souls (according to anon) who lives east of 82nd. And I voted against fluoride. Had a yard sign an everything. <br>
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I guess I'm one of those folks whom @human in training  speaks of. Except he can't figure out if the people who are against fluoride are 'hippie airheads' or actual practical people who can't just be grouped into random subsets of Different Kinds Of People. <br>
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And @Horny Hippo, I'm not sure what you're talking about, but I was reminded of when a bunch of Democrats posed as Green Party members and thwarted Ralph Nader's chances getting on the Oregon ballot. I'm not a Green Party member any more, but it cuts both (all?) ways.
        
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Good Day for Crusades, Bad Day for People]]></title>

    
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      <![CDATA[I grew up on well water. I just went to the dentist after 6 years and I have zero cavities. Because I, like, brush my teeth and floss, and stuff (with fluoride toothpaste, btw). And it's something that everyone can do. Because it's affordable and doable. Just brush and floss. Cavities are not caused because of a lack of fluoride. And I do realize our water isn't "pure" b/c it has other chemicals in it. I just don't want to add another chemical to it. What's so fucking wrong with that?
        
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    <pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 22:47:05 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: West End Memorial Day Weekend Block Par-tay]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[j'peaux]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[Man, when I moved to PDX 10.5 years ago, my first apartment was at SW 11th & Alder. (Beverly Alder FTW! Studio apt. w/ my boyfriend & a Murphy bed and kitchenette. Walk in closet, bathroom and fire escape, however, were nice. But I digress.)<br>
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At the time, there were hardly any businesses there. My block was so empty there was garbage everywhere on the street. Walking thru that hood and seeing the changes makes me sentimental but it's nice too see all of the awesome places there are to check out now.
        
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    <pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 22:20:05 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Do Your Job or Quit]]></title>

    
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      <![CDATA[^^^ Or just go home when the bar closes... I mean, we all have choices.
        
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: I'm So Thankful I Didn't Sleep with You]]></title>

    
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      <![CDATA["(or use the intercom to call random people and say you're FedEx)".. okay okay i didnt read all your comment.. if that ever happened, she's not a lady! (ladies, that shits fucked up! STOP IT!)
        
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      <![CDATA[I only have one more thing to copy and paste.. <br>
Conscious; 1. aware of one's own existence, sensations, thoughts, surroundings. <br>
male or female; who doesn't love that feeling? Even Johnny Depp, and he loves fucked up Scientology.
        
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      <![CDATA["the job market here sucks, so quit complaining and go find another job." pretty solid logic.
        
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    <pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 21:38:00 -0700</pubDate>
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