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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Street Harassment]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[Broseph Goebbels]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[The merc is pretty much just an extension of Jezebel these days.
        
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    <pubDate>Thu, 20 Jun 2013 04:54:03 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Eau De Humanity]]></title>

    
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      <![CDATA[I fart in your general direction. And I tap back. Any of you fuckers game?
        
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    <pubDate>Thu, 20 Jun 2013 02:11:44 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Why!? The Swordsman Asks]]></title>

    
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      <![CDATA[Word of advice- Its all in the pronounciation. If you keep calling it a "swored" ( heavy on the w ) people will know you are an imbecile and it will put them at ease. Try it when you get out of lockup.
        
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    <pubDate>Thu, 20 Jun 2013 01:59:22 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Gum Fucker!]]></title>

    
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      <![CDATA[Who are these fegs talking? Shut the hell up already. You aint gum!
        
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    <pubDate>Thu, 20 Jun 2013 01:49:38 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: LETTERS TO THE EDITOR]]></title>

    
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      <![CDATA[More like, bicycle booty! I will say one thing for them, those boys got booty! Damn. Quads all thick and juicy. Makes me crazy.
        
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    <pubDate>Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:59:55 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Portland as Fuck]]></title>

    
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      <![CDATA[Crackas gonna crack!
        
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    <pubDate>Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:56:48 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Street Harassment]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[TheOnlySanePersonInTheWorld]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[Pero mira esa vaina, let the mansplaining begin!
        
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          <a href="http://www.portlandmercury.com/portland/Profile?oid=6054918">TheOnlySanePersonInTheWorld</a>]]>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:54:05 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Scenes from the Occupy Mount Tabor Rally at City Hall]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[frankieb]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[Oh man, here we go again with the 'clean water' lunatics.
        
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    <pubDate>Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:49:52 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: James Gandolfini, 1961-2013]]></title>

    
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      <![CDATA[Fuck. He will be missed.
        
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    <pubDate>Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:45:20 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Street Harassment]]></title>

    
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      <![CDATA[Well Merc, since it seems all of us men are to blame for the oafish actions of a few assholes out there, how about a lecturing column detailing womens transgressions, as we all know they ain't all 'sugar and spice and everything nice'??
        
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    <pubDate>Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:42:59 -0700</pubDate>
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    <author><![CDATA[BokChoy]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[This I,A is grossly inappropriate and unsolicited information.
        
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          <a href="http://www.portlandmercury.com/portland/Profile?oid=2367230">BokChoy</a>]]>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:31:41 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Dear Dad]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[BokChoy]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[Your fatherless life is a decision that both your mother AND father made.  Get half the money from her and use it to hunt him down for the other half.
        
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          <a href="http://www.portlandmercury.com/portland/Profile?oid=2367230">BokChoy</a>]]>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:24:51 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Portland as Fuck]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[rich bachelor]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[Alright, so I'm fairly sure he's making fun of the legions of jackoffs around here who think they're making some giant political statement when they note how white it is in Portland, and Oregon in general. <br>
So that means the first two of you didn't get it at all, and number three: your "who knows?" actually has an answer, but I'm guessing you don't give a fuck. Holycats: that's the joke I would have made.
        
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    <pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:33:17 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: He Favors His Father]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[DMT]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[Chris, agreed with Tasty but so sad the Merc had nothing on National Martini Day with so many mixologists in town.
        
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    <pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:09:18 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Portland as Fuck]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[Holycatsbatman!]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[Don't be upset, I'm sure the guys at stuffwhitepeoplelike will update soon enough.  Hang in there.
        
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          <a href="http://www.portlandmercury.com/portland/Profile?oid=6683839">Holycatsbatman!</a>]]>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:36:38 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Portland as Fuck]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[Jiggles]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[Who cares? It's not like everyone here is racist (unless you're a cop, which rings true for whatever part of the country you live in). You want diversity? Move to Detroit. Or Atlanta. Or DC. What? No takers? It's cause they're decaying post industrialized shit bergs overpopulated with assholes of all colors, shapes and sizes. Why is Portland so white? Who knows? It's not like it's crazy expensive to live here (I'm looking at you San Fran). So most of the people here happen to be white. BFD. - A white boy with a Chinese last name
        
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    <pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:19:58 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Everyone Loves Blasphemy Comics]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[azure]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[Rather than all that text describing the comic, I would preferred more comics.
        
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          <a href="http://www.portlandmercury.com/portland/Profile?oid=4120466">azure</a>]]>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:16:43 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Dear Standing There Naked]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[Holycatsbatman!]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[Definitely an I SAW U moment, anon.
        
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          <a href="http://www.portlandmercury.com/portland/Profile?oid=6683839">Holycatsbatman!</a>]]>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:06:55 -0700</pubDate>
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      <![CDATA[What kind of oron would approach a woman like this?  Women should be able to impose Islamic law, summarily, in such cases.
        
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    <pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:42:29 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Portland as Fuck]]></title>

    
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      <![CDATA[Ian is worldly.<br>
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Portland is homogenously white, culturally sterile and clueless.<br>
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Portlanders define themselves by the beer they drink and their petty, pathetic first world concerns.<br>
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Portland is "diverse" to people who have never ventured outside of Portland.<br>
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Portland denizens capture the entire spectrum, from beige to translucent.
        
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    <pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:36:09 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Dear Standing There Naked]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[elainebenes]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[You stood there, in silence, staring at each others' naked bodies, for FIFTEEN SECONDS??? <br>
<br>
maybe it FELT like fifteen seconds but in actually was maybe more like one?
        
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    <pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:00:02 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Dear Standing There Naked]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[Todd Mecklem]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[What will happen tomorrow morning is undoubtedly that a third woman will open the curtain while the two of you are passionately tonguing each other to the rhythm of the hot, pulsing water. Let us know how that goes.
        
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    <pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:55:33 -0700</pubDate>
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    <author><![CDATA[jamdox]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[Come on, you can't take this article seriously. They advocate giving strangers who may well have innocently bumped into you an elbow to the face, for fuck's sake.
        
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    <pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:50:03 -0700</pubDate>
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    <author><![CDATA[rico]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[Want. Where to be had?
        
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    <pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:07:55 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Ron Swanson is Axe Cop. Because of Course He's Axe Cop.]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[Lewcifer]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[I. Am. So. There.
        
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    <pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:56:34 -0700</pubDate>
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