http://www.portlandmercury.com/IAnonymousBlog/archives/2013/03/12/bon-apptit Comments On: Bon Appétit by Anonymous en-us Copyright 2013 Portland Mercury. All rights reserved. This RSS file is offered to individuals, Portland Mercury readers, and non-commercial organizations only. Any commercial websites wishing to use this RSS file, please contact Portland Mercury. webmaster@portlandmercury.com (Portland Mercury Webmaster) Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:00:01 -0700 Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:45:00 -0700 Foundation http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Posted by Anonymous on Thu, Mar 7, 2013 at 8:37 AM

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Hold the Chicken
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wtfNE4z6a8
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Sometimes mayonnaise isn't just for eating... I hope you end up with a mayo-baby.
Posted by BooberMcDoober]]> Tue, 12 Mar 2013 17:31:44 -0700 Portland Mercury Posted by arenit]]> Tue, 12 Mar 2013 16:36:18 -0700 Portland Mercury Posted by fernetbreath]]> Tue, 12 Mar 2013 16:32:21 -0700 Portland Mercury Posted by ill paxton]]> Tue, 12 Mar 2013 16:31:14 -0700 Portland Mercury Posted by PortlandFuckingOregon]]> Tue, 12 Mar 2013 14:20:11 -0700 Portland Mercury
However, I don’t think it is. I think i know what Bar you work at. You posted "fresh Eggnog." Not everyone makes it, and I'm a fucking detective!
Posted by Munch]]> Tue, 12 Mar 2013 13:50:31 -0700 Portland Mercury Posted by disastronaut]]> Tue, 12 Mar 2013 12:44:40 -0700 Portland Mercury Posted by ForWhomTheBellTrolls]]> Tue, 12 Mar 2013 12:38:11 -0700 Portland Mercury Posted by TMC]]> Tue, 12 Mar 2013 11:48:22 -0700 Portland Mercury Posted by ForWhomTheBellTrolls]]> Tue, 12 Mar 2013 11:22:52 -0700 Portland Mercury Posted by daaarg]]> Tue, 12 Mar 2013 11:20:17 -0700 Portland Mercury
Also, the fact that you can get it up and climax in a walk-in cooler without the presence of a half-naked and willing woman in there with you speaks volumes. It distresses me greatly that you're probably not an anomaly in this. "Payload", my ass -- "monkey-squirt" is more like it.

Lastly, while i'm sure things like this actually do happen from time to time, this is fake -- dude just wanted to do to this column what he claims to have done to the cottage cheese.

(Cottage chesse being yet another food, by the way, that can't be made any worse with the addition of ejaculate).
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