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    <title><![CDATA["I Resolved to Become a Stripper or Kill Myself"]]></title>
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        <![CDATA[An excerpt from Portland stripper and writer Viva Las Vegas' new
memoir, <i>Magic Gardens</i>.
          
            by Viva Las Vegas
          
          
          IT WAS MY THIRD DAY as a data-entry temp for the City of Portland. I spent eight hours entering things like JX167HJ50 into the appropriate spaces of computerized spreadsheets. XC90FH23 &lt;tab&gt; &lt;tab&gt; 1/13/96 &lt;tab&gt; &lt;tab&gt; F2HU33M &lt;tab&gt; &lt;tab&gt; C66 &lt;return&gt;. For all I knew I was dropping bombs on North Korea and turning large tracts of prairie into Walmarts. It didn't feel like honest work in pursuit of beauty and truth, that's for sure. At least it was only a&hellip;]]>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 04:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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