• BITING INTO ELECTRICAL CORDS—Over 6,000 babies a year are treated for electrical burns across the mouth. EMBARASSING!

• FALLING WITH A LOLLIPOP IN THE MOUTH—A very common injury (especially among "dimwitted" children). EMBARRASSING!

• BABY STROLLER CAUGHT IN DOORS OF MOVING SUBWAY—In November, 2005, a woman and her baby stroller became lodged in a subway car door, and were dragged 30 meters before stopping. EMBARRASSING!

• FALLING DOWN A WELL—In 1987, 18-month-old "Baby Jessica" McClure fell down a well in Midland, Texas. Her nationally televised rescue takes 57 hours, and even now, at the age of 20, she's still EMBARRASSED.

• BITTEN BY A FERRET—In February, CNN reports a ferret biting an infant 50 times; drunk parents slept through entire incident. EMBARRASSING!

• DRY CLEANING BAGS AS HALLOWEEN COSTUMES—While there are no reported cases of a baby suffocating in a dry cleaning bag/Halloween costume, our mother says it happens all the time. EMBARRASSING!

• DROWNING IN A BUCKET—At age five, singer Ray Charles watches helplessly as baby brother George drowns in a bucket. EMBARRASSING!

• BEING ANYWHERE NEAR BRITNEY SPEARS—Pop singer Britney Spears has only been a mother for eight months—yet has been investigated by child services twice: Once after driving with infant Sean Preston on her lap, and the second time when Sean Preston fell out his high chair, sustaining a head injury. And then there's accidentally having Kevin Federline as your father. EMBARRASSING!