ARE YOU OPPRESSED?
*with the purchase of an ad worth $1000 or
Then show your oppression with this "I Was Voted 'Best of the Oppressed' by the Portland Mercury
" window sticker! By displaying this sticker in the window of your business, you're telling the world, "Someone other than myself thinks I'm special" (even though we're really only interested in your advertising dollars! Wait... shut up, you fool! They can hear every word you're saying!).
That's right, we think you're special! So call one of our advertising reps at 294-0840 and get your free* "Best of the Oppressed" sticker today!