Okay, now I'm pissed. What kind of a jerk steals a tricycle off the porch? A TRICYCLE! Like it wasn't obvious you were stealing from a four-year-old. You walk past the fancy stroller and have to go for my ride, do you? You know, I was going to ride that tricycle FOREVER and now I can't. Because of you. Jerk! Grown-up bike thieves are evil enough. Toddler bike thieves are eviler. Bring me back my trike! Or, maybe you're better off far, far away from suffering my temper-tantrum all up on your ass.