At first I thought you were just a bunch of jerks & then I thought maybe you're just clueless. In any case, are you aware of how shitty it is to sit in the outer seat thereby blocking access to the inner seat on the bus? Well, it's really shitty and it makes you look like an asshole. I mean, nice earrings & haircut & iPod & all, but you still look fresh off the shelf of the local jerkstore as you are committing the second highest of bus crimes right behind not immediately making room for a person in a wheelchair. So now you know. Oh yeah, the jerkstore called and they wanted me to tell you to move it on over.
Dear Bus Jerks
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