Quit fucking with Sam's! Sam's is a pool hall/tavern that serves a great meal for around $10. It is NOT a place for free range organic beef, chicken, or gluten free dining. If you want that, Whole (paycheck) Foods has a cafe three blocks away. It is there for you. Quit being so fucking cheap and support it. You have your Trader Joe's, wine bar, Thai, and sushi restaurants in the district. All we have left is Sam's. A place to get breakfast and a drink after the graveyard shift. It was here long before you could quote lines from Portlandia. So quit being so intolerant. and accept diversity. Not everyone wants to be like you! You are like cheap Republicans with tattoos. So STFU. Don't fuck with Sam's!
Dear Hipster Scum
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