Men at the bar immediately insist they are not hitting on me. Do you wonder why I don't want to talk to you after you insist you are not hitting on me? Here's the answer: I am out at the bar at 1 am by myself talking to strangers because I want to get LAID. So if you are not hitting on me (I know because you fucking told me so) then leave me the fuck alone and quit cockblocking.
Dear Men at the Bar
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