I frequent your taco cart because it really is the best, and cheapest(!), in this great city, which means I see you at least twice a week and have done so for over a year. And while you may recognize my face, you would definitely remember me if I was able to tell you how I feel - you are such a bitch!! The reason I can't tell you this is because I mean it in the best way possible. You being a bitch means you don't play favorites, you don't hold up the line small talking regulars, and you keep every customer respectful and concise. I know just what to expect every time I visit, and that familiarity is as comforting as the food. Thank you and keep up the good work, bitch!!
Dear Taco Cart Lady
The views expressed in these submissions are from anonymous, unverified sources and do not necessarily represent those of the Portland Mercury.