I have come up with a great opportunity for your publication. Why not have a get together for people who comment on IA and blogs? It seems there are about 20 or so people who do so and often get in spirited debates even throwing words like "racist", 'retard" and "pussy" around. Don't you think this could be epically funny to have all these people in the same venue? Imagine what it would be like to find out that the person who threatens you via the internet looks like Woody Allen...think of the comedy! Naturally, we have to adhere to civilized behavior as no one needs a riot. See all you vegan,s bike riders, and vintage clothing wearing hipsters there:)
Here is Your Comedy Gold, Mercury
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