Thank you so much for inviting my boyfriend and I to your party, it was very sweet of you. However, we were the only "ones" there and it was very awkward for all of your straight guests apparently. No one really wanted to talk to us. I can't tell if they were just trying to get into each other's pants/skirts etc or maybe they just have shit manners. Anyway, invite some more queers next time.
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