To the guy outside of Kells yelling "hey baldie" at the old hairless woman. Whatcha think, dude, her hair just fell out to give you an excuse to be a jerk? I hope your pubic lice unionize and demand a better host.
I Hope Your Pubic Lice Unionize
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