Typo aside, this looks like some slick, not-so-sneaky studio marketing for Die Hard 5—still, it was posted first by the Latino Review, and then Badass Digest, and now by me. (Seriously, why else mention Die Hard 5 by name and release date? No one cares about that fact compared to everything above it.) BUT STILL. You can't argue with math, and math says John McClane is a goddamn hero.
That is your second and final Die Hard post for the day, Blogtown readers. I'll be back tomorrow with some little-known trivia about Die Hard with a Vengeance! (Fun fact number one! Die Hard with a Vengeance was originally set to star Jessica Tandy and Morgan Freeman.)
(Bonus fact! John McTiernan is going to prison. Huh.)