You are the one who got arrested for kiddie porn. Who called me up to stand your bail and I said-no. I remembered you looking through the door at your nine year old niece while she showered, but when I asked you you said you were just getting a towel. Now I know why that did not seem right. The divorce will be through soon. Don't call me. Again. Ever.
The views expressed in these submissions are from anonymous, unverified sources and do not necessarily represent those of the Portland Mercury.