My three year old and I were at one of those indoor play gyms in town, and she was having a great time. until your out of control spazz of kid came by swinging his arms wildly like he was in a battle scene from Game of Thrones. We were in a bottleneck part of the gym, and while I tried my best to protect my child's face from your little monster's arm-clubs, one haymaker slipped through my defenses and clocked her right on the nose. I spun around and barked, WATCH IT KID. The kid kind of crumbled before my eyes, and now I feel like the biggest creep ever. I'm sorry and I shouldn't have yelled.
But control your insane kid! He could really hurt someone some day, and then you'll be the one who's really sorry.