—Mumbling, irreverent, with a weird undercurrent of pure nihilism—Norm MacDonald's comedy isn't for everyone, but the converted know that he's one of the best stand-ups working today. Comedy fans won't want to miss this one. AH
Helium Comedy Club, 1510 SE 9th, Thurs 8 pm, Fri-Sat 7:30 & 10 pm, $25-35

HUMP ME!—It's here! HUMP! America's favorite amateur porn festival—and this year there are more five-minute films, fun, and sexual hijinks than ever! We guarantee you'll say, "WOW. I've never seen that before," in between squeals of glee, laughter, and yes, even horniness. WSH
Cinema 21, 616 NW 21st, Thurs-Sun, for times & tickets, $15