Lots of pissing and moaning about Portland women here lately. Guess what, "men"- Maybe if your mothers had not chased away your fathers then maybe he would have taught you how a grown adult male is supposed to interact with the opposite sex. See, going through life as a poor hygiene practicing crybaby that drinks too much and blames your lack of focus and ambition on your ADHD or whatever other fake ailment you claim to have is not attractive. I have never seen more grown-man crying in public than in this town. Step your man game up and grow a spine, it just might get you laid.
On Behalf of the Ladies
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