At first I thought you were working on a complete wardrobe ode to the best shape in geometry. But now I realize you're a walking Pendleton Trading Blanket, matching top and accessories from head to toe. Native American triangular patterns on your top? Check. Inverted metal triangles (isosceles, natch), draped around your neck and dangling from your ears? Check and Check. Triangle bedazzles on your new shoes? Check, of course... are you fucking kidding? You didn't want to be the last woman in Portland to don this look before everyone runs away from it in a few months. Nice work, ladies... you got this Boho-Indian shit wired.
Ooooh, White Gurrrl... Work Those Triangles!
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