Dear Portland Restaurants,

I have been in the industry a long time. I have had you try to pay me less than minimum wage, insist on under the table payment, screw me out of overtime, AND take money out of my paycheck when the till is off balance. Guess what I just found out... IT IS ILLEGAL without my written permission! Ya! And guess who's going after you for all the money you claimed I "stole" for having an unbalanced till?

Oregon - you are the WORST state I have ever lived for protecting employees and renters.