When you are first born you learn to cry to get attention, then you learn to crawl so you can eventually walk and be mobile and finally you learn to NEVER FUCKING MICROWAVE FISH AT WORK!!
What the hell is wrong with you??!?!?!
PS: You know who the fuck you are. Shame on you. We hate you.
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