To the annoying guy that stands outside The Observatory trying to sell DVDs - stop it. You ruin my walks. Take "no thank you" for an answer. I'm not one to go off on people but if I have to be polite one more time, I'm going to tell you to fuck off, I've told you no a billion times.
Stop It Cricket
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