Looks like someone is trigger happy!

You walked into to my Optical shop, looking like a nice enough older gentleman but the first words out of your mouth were "You must be one of those gun people". Stunned, I had to ask you to repeat your idiocracy. When I realized you were referring to the pamphlet of Rudy Project Tactical Sunglasses with 4 United States soldiers holding guns I became aware of how stupid you really are. Guess what asshole, I have a 5 year old in a school just like Newtown, CT, so NO I am not for guns in the hands of maniacs.

Still better than having a real gun nut walk into your optical shop, I say. HEY! Have you been gravely insulted, or gravely insulted someone else? Why not write about it on the I, Anonymous Blog—where the only insults given are grave.