You! The guy in men's locker room at the ODS Tower! STOP USING MY FUCKING TOWEL!!!!! The towel on my locker is there to dry. It is not there for your convienience! Do you honestly think it is ok to rub your wet balls and butthole on someone else's towel? This is like the fourth time this has happened! Bring your own towel next time. And don't leave your shaving kit in the shower. Dipshit.
To the Guy Who Keeps Using My Towel
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