Life is hard when you don't have to lift a finger to make a buck. I am not jealous, I work hard for mine. Your mommy handed her business to you. In turn, you act like a self congratulating suburbanite, dickless, piece of shit. Oh, you have Riverfront properties for sale? Surely this means you matter. Perhaps you should spend some of those bills on a new grill. BECAUSE IT'S CREEPY! AND SO IS YOUR 1989 MACY'S SUIT! I am sorry I interrupted you from wine sipping, horse back riding and motor boating your butt ugly wife at the country club. I had a question, and your pretentious balding ass who looks like a pink rat fetus could not possibly be bothered. When you finally came around, you acted like I offended the honor of your family.

If I could have replied to you with what I really wanted to say I would have told you to SUCK MY DICK! (And I don't even have one.)