Please go back to Vancouver (or wherever it is that you come from). You suck at driving, seriously. It's not even funny anymore. You don't use your turn signal, you don't know how to parallel park, and even effectively blocked my work's driveway last weekend. Whenever someone does something stupid or dangerous on the road...low and behold you've got a Washington plate! So please...go back to Washington!
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