What was that? What was that sound??
That wasn't a firecracker, was it? A car back-firing maybe? A gunshot?
There it is again — was that a motherfucking firework i just heard??!! AT 10:21 PM, ON JULY GODDAMN 17TH??!! ON A WEEKNIGHT TO BOOT??!!
THAT SURE AS HELL BETTER HAVE BEEN SOME GANG-FUCK GETTING A SLUG SHOT INTO HIS PATHETIC GUTS, OR SOME NICE, OLD LADY GETTING SHOT IN HER FACE WHILE BEING ROBBED, BECAUSE IF THAT WAS A FUCKING FIREWORK, SO HELP ME GOD, I WILL FIND YOU AND DO MY BEST TO DROWN EVERY HOLE IN YOUR BODY WITH YOUR OWN BLOOD, YOU TARDY, INCONSIDERATE, FIREWORK-POPPING FUCKHOLE!!!!