What the fuck happened? Everything was rosy and awesome, then your old ex threw a fit that you found love and you dumped me out of the blue. 2 weeks later I peed on a stick, and another and another and another. Yep, fucking positive. Now, as a ticking biological time bomb who wants kids with horrible taste in men who is now pregnant (hormone fucking irrational) I thought about keeping it with you signing away your paternity (you didn't want to tell your new old girl) When I went to learn about abortion choices, I naturally miscarried, and you got dumped by her. I woke up the next day and my head was so clear, I can't believe that I actually thought about keeping your baby. I fucking hate drama and hormones and you.
You Knocked Me Up, Fucker!
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