I've never in my life, seen a person so UNHAPPY. I'm the unfortunate person who lives next to you. I believe you do not have a friend in this whole world. So truly sad. You never have any visitors. Your own son doesn't come to visit you. There is an old saying; You have to be a friend to have a friend. Maybe, if you stopped trying to make all your neighbors miserable by calling the Police, Code Enforcement, Humane Society or the EPA, you could have an actual friendly neighbor or two. Fact is, your really just the neighborhood "psycho bitch", that even the Police laugh at, and on a regular basis. In a fitting tribute, neighbors put an old dirty toilet on your property line. If you continue to harass, additional brillant acts of kindness may follow. Do yourself a favor and get a check up from the neck up.
Your Call Yourself "Happy Toes"!
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