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Outrunning the Holiday Tsunami
As Yuletide descends like a slow-moving Santa-laden tsunami, you have visions of empty pockets from fruitless shopping, ringing ears from canned jingles, and the trickle of cold sweat down your back as you race toward a new year.
As a parent, you want to demonstrate to your kids some moderate enjoyment of the season, while maintaining a bit of tradition, and keeping the bank account padded. But you donât have to murder yourself doing it.
Organize your forces to reframe expectations. Whatâs most important is family togetherness, frugality, and a lack of wasted time (and not a single DIY project in sight!).
Think thrifty
Invited to a fancy party? Get everyoneâs holiday outfits on the cheap by shopping at local or online consignment shopsâmost kidsâ formal wear has only been worn once anyway.
Reconsider the whole âstanding in lineâ thing
Why is it that the holidays bring out compliant masses to sit on a strangerâs lap and demand material goods? Why not skip the Santa photo this year? (You know itâs just going to collect dust in some forgotten drawer.) Take a photo of your kids writing Santa a proper letter instead, which also teaches them a thing or two about composing their thoughts and expressing gratitude.
Limit paper products
Look, itâs okay! Send an email holiday card instead of a printed one... or none at all! Do you keep holiday cards? Nowadays you can get caught up on your friendsâ lives on Instagram (which is basically everyoneâs curated holiday card delivered 365 days a year).
Go a step further and save a tree
Get a fake tree and call it good for the next 10 years. Yes, thereâs the tradition of picking out a tree at a lot or cutting it down yourselfâbut in the end youâre left with the sad, dried-out husk of a plant whose sole purpose was short-term decoration. These days, fake trees are pretty good imitations. (And heck, you can make a big production out of going down to the drugstore to buy one, and posting your photo on Instagramâbecause you are following rule #3, right?)
Set rules for party-going
Running around to every school event or party is exhausting any other time of the year, and even more so during the holidays. Create a rule to attend only those events that (a) you can walk to, (b) welcome your children, or (c) donât expect you to arrive with food, a white elephant gift, or other contribution. They have time to throw the party; let them do the work.
Protect your stomach
Feel free to skip any food or activity that makes you remotely queasyâlike those found at parties featuring limited, suspicious snacks, or holiday sing-alongs when you canât stand carols. This time of year is stressful enough; no need to tempt nausea!
Have perspective
The current news cycle is full of stories about folks less fortunate than the rest of us. Take a moment to consider how lucky you are that holidays are a minor annoyance, rather than something more dire.
No need to be a Scrooge about any of this! Youâre doing the right thing by enjoying holiday cheer on your terms, protecting your assets (and your sanity), while making the most of your time with the family. Setting rules gives you an easy path to follow, allowing you outrun that jolly tsunami at a reasonable pace.