The most famous foot fetishist in the world is Quentin Tarantino. This is known. Less known is that the runner-up, the prince of podophilia, resides in Portland. Jewells "DJ Fatboy" Pena—the man behind the decks at Kreayshawn concerts, and friend to Portland hiphop godfather Cool Nutz—might be gunning for Tarantino's crown with tonight's "Foot Fetish Fantasy Birthday Ball," where not only will you be treated to performances from Cool Nutz, Maniac Lok, Load B, Al-One and others, not only will you witness Fatboy, one of the better turntablists in PDX, perform a blistering birthday set—but that turntablist will also, if you have an extra 20 bones on hand, massage your feet. The hands that make magic on the wheels of steel will soothe your barking dogs, calm your crying corns, and send you (and him) to a state of higher elevation. BOBBY ROBERTS