If there's anything that takes the joy out of a party, it's when the party takes on the ambiance of a wedding. Fortunately, the only way to make your party feel like a shitty wedding is by playing shitty wedding music. Below is a list of wedding songs that will bring your party down faster than my housemate's pants when his woman comes over.

"Groove is in the Heart" by Dee-Lite

"O.P.P." by Naughty by Nature

"Rock Lobster" by the B-52s

"I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor

"Funky Cold Medina" by Tone Loc

"Warm it Up" by Kriss Kross

"Everything About You" by Ugly Kid Joe

"My Sharona" by The Knack

"Cotton Eyed Joe" by Rednex

"When Doves Cry" by Prince

"Baby's Got Back" by Sir-Mix-A-Lot

"Celebrate" by Kool & the Gang

"Ass N Titties" by DJ Assault

"Like a Virgin" by Madonna

"Regulate" by Warren G

"Billie Jean" by Michael Jackson

"Good Vibrations" by Marky Mark

"Walk This Way" by Aerosmith/Run-DMC

"Shiny Happy People" by REM

"This is How We Do It" by Montell Jordan