Illustration by Ryan Alexander-Tanner

WELL, I think we can all agree that racism is over, because a police officer actually brought himself to hug a black kid.

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

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Hahahaahahahahahaha!! Hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha—[To be continued next week.]