People, I am not making this shit up—Fabolous is playing the Oregon Convention Center. Seriously. Right down the hall from the Ski and Snowboard MegaSale, one of the world's biggest emcees is headlining the Holiday Gift show, because when you think Christmas, you think the dude who once got a bullet in his leg outside of Diddy's restaurant. While he probably won't unwrap a set of holiday classics, the man behind Ghetto Fabolous is still riding high from his Carlito's Way-obsessed LP, Loso's Way. It's exactly like Hova's American Gangster, but about that one movie where Sean Penn sports a sweet Jewfro.
EZRA ACE CARAEFF