9
A promising-looking animated film directed by Shane Acker and produced
by Tim Burton and Timur Bekmambetov. See next week's Mercury for
our review. Various Theaters.
All About Steve
See review. Various Theaters.
American Violet
A drama about a single African American mother who's wrongfully accused
of dealing drugs. Narrated by Warwick Davis. Living Room
Theaters.
Basquiat
Julian Schnabel's 1996 biopic about artist Jean Michel Basquiat
(Jeffrey Wright). Clinton Street Theater.
Carriers
A not-screened-for-critics thriller about teenagers attempting to
outrun a pandemic. Luckily, one of the kids is played by the dude who
played Captain Kirk in the new Star Trek, so everything should
be cool. No worries. Various Theaters.
Classic Concerts: Glam Slam
Footage from '70s glam concerts, including music from David Bowie, New
York Dolls, Roxy Music, and more. Clinton Street Theater.
Cold
Souls
See review. Fox Tower 10.
District 9
A weird, brilliant, brutal, and gorgeous science-fiction film. It's
inventive and surprising and disarmingly unique, and it's one of those
rare films that's both relentlessly entertaining and also has something
to say. It's the sort of story you won't be able to stop thinking about
afterward, and, not to build it up too much or get embarrassingly
hyperbolic, but goddamn—in a whole lot of ways, this thing feels
like a game-changer. ERIK HENRIKSEN Various Theaters.
Extract
See review. Various Theaters.
The Final Destination
The fourth film in the series about Death huntin' down teenagers using
increasingly ludicrous and convoluted methods. Not screened for
critics. Various Theaters.
Flicker
An independent slasher flick about a young woman searching for her
friends while "fighting the elements and the strange inhabitants of a
desolate mountain town." Director in attendance. Someday
Lounge.
Gamer
Originally titled Citizen Game (GET IT?!?), Gamer is a
not-screened-for-critics action flick in which that dude from
300 fights that dude from Dexter. And the 300 dude
can be controlled by other people, like in a videogame! In other words,
it basically looks like Tron. But worse. A lot worse. Various
Theaters.
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
Here is the situation: Channing Tatum is the Best Soldier in the World
Ever. When a couple of warheads filled with magical, metal-eating
"nanomites" (invented by Cobra Commander Joseph Gordon-Levitt) are
stolen (also by Cobra Commander Joseph Gordon-Levitt, and don't bother
asking why someone would go to the trouble of stealing their own
technology from their own selves because it DOESN'T MATTER), Tatum
falls in with a special clan of underground fighty wax figurines called
G.I. Joes. The rest of the movie goes like this: "Once unleashed, the
nanomites will not stop. EVER." "Come on! We gotta get in this fight!"
"Don't make me shoot a woman." "Oh my god. They're going to use him to
weaponize the warheads." "Try this on for size, boys." "Zey're going to
detonate one of ze war'eads at ze Eiffel Tower!" Robot fish, medieval
flashback, 11 seconds of Brendan Fraser, a plane that only speaks
Celtic, a dash of Face/Off, a buttload of Star Wars,
aaaaaaaaand we're done. LINDY WEST Various Theaters.
Halloween II
The sequel to the remake. Not screened for critics. Various
Theaters.
Inglourious Basterds
Overall, this is a hell of a picture, and parts of it are as great, if
not better, than anything else Quentin Tarantino's done.
Basterds' opening sequence is a nerve-wracking exercise in
tension; throughout, there's a dark humor that'll make you snicker and
clench your teeth; there are killer performances from Brad Pitt and
Christoph Waltz, who plays a particularly vicious Nazi named Colonel
Hans Landa, AKA "The Jew Hunter." (Pitt's character, a charming,
totally fucked-up Tennessean lieutenant named Aldo "The Apache" Raine,
demands his soldiers scalp the Nazis they kill and gleefully carves
swastikas into the foreheads of those he lets live; Landa, meanwhile,
is so terrifyingly fascinating that he'll go down as one of the best
movie villains in recent memory.) And then there's the rest of
Basterds, which is a sizeable chunk, and which never works quite
as well as the stuff above. ERIK HENRIKSEN Various Theaters.
It Might Get Loud
After directing An Inconvenient Truth, Davis Guggenheim turns
his lens to guitarists Jimmy Page, the Edge, and Jack White, ostensibly
in a film about the guitar. But the framework is pretty flimsy, and it
quickly becomes obvious that Guggenheim just wants to hang out with
some rockstars. Page and the Edge come off as kindly elderly gentlemen,
but White is a pompous ass, wearing silly antique clothes,
spontaneously writing a song on camera (it's awful), and even having a
kid come onscreen as a child version of himself—so we can watch
Big Jack give Little Jack life lessons like how to kick out a piano
stool just like Jerry Lee Lewis did. You will learn nothing about the
guitar from this movie; all it does is prove that Jimmy Page and the
Edge are talented, inventive guitarists, while Jack White has yet to
emerge from the shadows of his influences. NED LANNAMANN Fox Tower
10.
My Führer: The Truly Truest Truth About Adolf
Hitler
My Führer is just like Driving Miss Daisy, except
that instead of Morgan Freeman, we have a Jew, and instead of a little
old racist white lady, we have Adolf Hitler. Did I mention it's a
comedy? Hitler (Helge Schneider) is too depressed to deliver his 1945
New Year's Day speech, so a Jewish actor (The Lives of Others'
Ulrich Mühe, in one of his final roles) is plucked from a
concentration camp to coach him. Schneider and Mühe turn in some
excellent performances (Schneider, transcending a lousy makeup job,
seems to be channeling Nixon at one point), but there's a lot of weird
slapstick (Hitler accidentally shaves off half his mustache! Hitler's
dog pees on his leg!), and the film requires us to sympathize with
Hitler as a bedwetting, small-dicked, self-loathing victim of child
abuse. Most audiences won't want to go that far, which raises the
question: How do you make a funny movie about Hitler? Maybe the answer
is that you don't.
NED LANNAMANN Hollywood Theatre.
My One and Only
See review. Fox Tower 10.
Passing Strange
Spike Lee's filmed version of the Broadway musical Passing
Strange, in which he utilizes 14 cameras "to place the viewer into
the onstage performance, as well as in the midst of the creative
backstage energy." Northwest Film Center's Whitsell
Auditorium.
Ponyo
A loose retelling of "The Little Mermaid," Ponyo is reportedly
the final film of legendary Japanese animator Hayao Miyazaki. It isn't
quite the masterwork one would hope he'd go out on—there's
nothing quite as amazing here as the stuff in Princess Mononoke,
Spirited Away, or My Neighbor Totoro—but even when
Miyazaki isn't at the top of his game, his stuff's still pretty great,
and anybody watching won't be disappointed. ERIK HENRIKSEN Various
Theaters.
Proposition One:
Peace Through Reason
A documentary about "a group of committed activists who maintained a
24-hour vigil in front of the White House for 18 years, calling for
nuclear disarmament." First Unitarian Church.
Salmon Poet
"An artistic-ecological film, a poetic journey, an ode to Nature
through the voice of the poet Walt Curtis." Screening followed by a
discussion and a showing of Ginsberg in Portland, 1989. RED
ALERT RED ALERT IT'S A POETRY OVERLOAD Hollywood
Theatre.
Taking Woodstock
I know my generation is supposed to be the world's foremost pack of
drooling narcissists or whatever, but Jesus "David Crosby's
Coke-Encrusted Moustache" Christ, boomers, you have got to be
the most self-absorbed fucks ever. I mean, Woodstock? Still?
Woodstock in new, fictionalized formats? Surely we have the definitive
Woodstock story already, called "all that footage we filmed at
Woodstock." Surely you have done something since Woodstock that you
would like to talk about. LINDY WEST Various Theaters.
Thirst
The vampire flick Thirst is the most audibly visceral film I've
ever encountered. Director Park Chan-wook (Oldboy, Lady
Vengeance) has got a panache for blood slurpings, wet squishes of
gore, and embarrassing moist noises—all of which make
Thirst a riot of senses, if not the most cohesive film in the
South Korean director's filmography. COURTNEY FERGUSON Cinema
21.
Youssou N'dour:
I Bring What I Love
A documentary about African musician Youssou N'Dour. Cinema
21.