Amelia
This biopic of Amelia Earhart (Hilary Swank) splices together scenes
from her final, fateful flight around the world—during which she
disappeared over the Pacific Ocean—with a linear narrative of her
personal life. This lesser-known side of her existence centers around
what began as a business relationship with George Putnam (Richard
Gere), who she later married, and his management of her career, which
involved as many corny, disingenuous promo spots and personal
appearances as possible in order to finance her flights. But even with
the added affair Earhart has with Gene Vidal (a greasy, grinning Ewan
McGregor), there's not much going on in Mira Nair's film to care about:
Earhart's flights and her promotion of opportunities for women in
aviation are interesting achievements, but some of the in-flight drama
is obviously manufactured, and piloting isn't much of a spectator sport
to begin with. Amelia does have some great sets, costumes, and
beautiful airplanes, as well as a nerve-wracking final scene (but you
knew that), but it lacks any emotional hook, leaving you neither
saddened nor particularly inspired. MARJORIE SKINNER Various
Theaters.
Antichrist
See review. Cinema 21.
Army of
Darkness
"Don't touch that, please. Your primitive intellect wouldn't understand
alloys and... compositions... and things with... molecular structures."
Living Room Theaters.
Astro Boy
Among manga and anime nerds, "Astro Boy" is a big name—like,
"Mickey Mouse" big. In the States, though, Astro Boy is hardly an icon.
Regardless, now Astro Boy has his own big-budget animated film, full of
the requisite shiny CG and accompanied by the familiar glut of B-list
celebrity voices. For what it is—a non-Pixar animated kids'
flick—Astro Boy isn't bad, but it's nothing spectacular,
either. ERIK HENRIKSEN Various Theaters.
Bram Stoker's Dracula
See My, What a Busy Week! Fifth Avenue
Cinema.
Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant
It's a sad world we live in when vampires are continuously portrayed as
boring, moralistic Pollyannas. These days we're stuck with the sort of
undead you'd never invite to a party—they're too concerned with
"feelings," "humanity," and "right" vs. "wrong." The latest entry in
the emo vampire canon: Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant,
an aimless mess of a film that lacks bite, substance, or any sort of
satisfaction. COURTNEY FERGUSON Various Theaters.
Cloudy
with a Chance of Meatballs
Calm down. No one's raping your childhood. In fact, the creative team
behind Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs has the utmost respect
for the children's book you loved as a kid. You'll find nods to the
original in their beautiful, imaginative adaptation, even as the source
material is transformed into something wholly unexpected and new. Bruce
Campbell, Bill Hader, Andy Samberg, Anna Faris, Neil Patrick Harris,
Mr. T, and more lend their voices here, and they're just as funny as
you want them to be. The movie's sophisticated, fast-paced humor owes
more to The Muppet Show and Arrested Development than to
most of its CG contemporaries, and the whole thing's so offbeat and
original that it makes even Pixar look conventional. ALISON HALLETT
Various Theaters.
Coco Before ChanelThough its subject is
arguably the most recognizable in fashion, Coco Before Chanel is
more concerned with individuality than clothing. As Coco Chanel herself
once famously put it, "Fashion passes, style remains." And style, its
significance, is what director Anne Fontaine captures in this inspiring
portrait of a young Chanel (played by a mesmerizing, and for-once not
cloying, Audrey Tautou). MARJORIE SKINNER Fox Tower 10.
The
Damned United
See review. Fox Tower 10.
Filmusik: Gamera vs. Guiron
See My, What a Busy Week! Hollywood
Theatre.
Fuel
The heavy-handed first three-quarters of Fuel mirror other
recent enviro-docs like An Inconvenient Truth—outlining
director Joshua Tickell's crusade to save the planet, Fuel tells
us that we have to find another way to fuel our lives. (Yeah, no duh.)
Tickell's answer is biodiesel. But wait: Isn't biodiesel the stuff
that's pushing out food crops on the world's finite arable land, and
driving up food prices? This cannot possibly be the answer. But then
Tickell redeems himself: The last quarter of the film is astounding,
explaining how biodiesel from algae and from trees that can be grown in
the crappiest of soils might really be the answer. Put aside your green
Portlander know-it-all attitude (ahem), do yourself a favor, and go
check it out. AMY J. RUIZ Living Room Theaters.
Glass: A Portrait of Philip in Twelve Parts
A documentary about minimalist composer Philip Glass. Narrated by Ted
Nugent. Northwest Film Center's Whitsell Auditorium.
The Graduates
No, it's not The Graduate. Rather, The Graduates is
comedy "about four friends who head to the beach without a care in the
world"... only to learn "that there's a little more to life than having
a good time"! Not screened for critics; director in attendance for a
Q&A after both screenings. Academy Theater
Grindhouse Film Fest: Invincible Shaolin
A North Shaolin vs. South Shaolin showdown! FINALLY!!! Hollywood
Theatre.
Halloween II
The sequel to the remake, featuring Margot Kidder and the once-proud
Malcolm McDowell. Not screened for critics. Various
Theaters.
Law Abiding CitizenWhoever thought to combine torture porn with an indictment of our legal system should be chopped limb from limb. Law Abiding Citizen is a silly movie—preposterous and overblown, full of cringe-worthy ham-fisted preaching about right and wrong, and justice-only-for-the-just sentiments, while slyly setting up audience-cheering moments, like when Bad Guy #2 dies by agonizing vein-bursting, or a burglar gets whittled down to a torso. Law Abiding Citizen aims to set up a classic battle of wits, à la The Fugitive; unfortunately, no one here has any wits. COURTNEY FERGUSON Various Theaters.Lord, Save Us From Your FollowersA documentary that "explores the collision of faith and culture in America." Not screened for critics. Laurelhurst Theater.
Mary
& Max
See review. Northwest Film Center's Whitsell
Auditorium.
Michael Jackson's This Is It
See review. Various Theaters.
New York, I Love You
See review. Fox Tower 10.
Nosferatu
See My, What a Busy Week! Mission Theater,
Pix Patisserie (North).
Occasional Pieces and Unafflicted States: Films by Stephen
Connolly
Images of roads, buildings, and landscapes juxtaposed with seemingly
unconnected narration. Unidentifiable narrative arcs. Obtuse social
commentary. If you can picture the film I'm describing, then you're
probably already familiar with the type of work Stephen Connolly makes,
and you know if it's your thing or not. DAVE BOW Cinema Project
Microcinema.
Paranormal Activity
Writer/director Oren Peli's single-set calling card of a ghost story is
clever, unbearably tense, and, above all, relentless—a Blair
Witch Project that doesn't skimp on the money shots. Much like that
film, the combination of jittery handheld cameras, no-profile actors,
and a lack of dudes in rubber suits will no doubt turn off a
significant portion of the audience in the mood for something overt.
For those in a more suggestible frame of mind, however, Peli's method
of imbuing everyday objects with an atmosphere of ball-crawling dread
is really something to see. It doesn't let up. ANDREW WRIGHT Various
Theaters.
Pray for Hell
Local filmmaker Todd Freeman's latest is "a haunting story of
revenge... that attacks with a vengeance from the darkest corners of
cinema." Not screened for critics. Clinton Street Theater.
Saw VI
Fucking A. There are six of these fucking things now? Fucking
seriously? Various Theaters.
A Serious ManNot to
be a bummer about it, but life is shitty, and we're all going to die.
Such is the depressing-as-fuck truth we're reminded of in the Coen
Brothers' latest, which tells us that family and religion and work will
always control us, and while they are beautiful, necessary things,
often and ultimately, they are useless. And yet despite all of
this—and I probably should have mentioned this sooner—A
Serious Man is one of the funnier movies you're going to see this
year. You will laugh loudly and frequently, which is a hell of thing,
considering you'll walk out of the theater feeling like you've been
ground into an oily paste. ERIK HENRIKSEN Fox Tower 10.
Siren Nation
A series of documentaries about "four female pioneers in politics,
performance, poetry, and partisanship." Including Pasty Mink: Ahead
of the Majority, about the first Asian American woman in Congress;
Ferron: Girl on a Road, about the folk singer Ferron; Ridin'
& Rhymin, about cowboy poet Georgie Sicking; and Left Lane:
On the Road with Folk Poet Alix Olson, the title of which is fairly
self-explanatory, and which will be preceded by a Storm Large music
video, because god knows we don't get enough Storm Large in this town.
More info: sirennation.com.
Hollywood Theater
Still
Life
The English title of this Chinese film is apropos—and wildly
different from the translation of its original Mandarin title, which
means "Good People of the Three Gorges," a reference to the
government-built Three Gorges Dam that flooded out countless towns and
cities and displaced thousands of residents. Fengjie is one of those
cities, and the film's two main characters are two of those former
residents—the man and woman have both returned to search for
their respective missing spouses, for vastly different reasons. It's a
simple plot, one told in a slow and deliberate pace with beautiful
cinematography, which gives the entire film the feeling of a moving
still-life painting. Screens as part of the Northwest Film Center's
"Lens on China" series. AMY J. RUIZ Northwest Film Center's Whitsell
Auditorium.
Useless
A documentary that examines various aspects of the Chinese fashion and
apparel industry. Screens as part of the Northwest Film Center's "Lens
on China" series. Northwest Film Center's Whitsell
Auditorium.
The Way We Get By
Elderly volunteers Joan Gaudet, Bill Knight, and Gerald "Gerry" Mundy
are among a group that journeys at all hours to the Bangor, Maine
airport, to greet troops returning from tours of duty. Director Aron
Gaudet deftly sidesteps the quagmire of pro vs. anti-war politics (the
greeters, many veterans themselves, are unquestionably patriotic, but
question the current combat) and instead slowly, gently unpacks three
lives in their twilight years. Though the film may be better suited to
the small screen (where it premieres on PBS' P.O.V. next month),
it achieves striking intimacy without judgment or pity. JANE CARLEN
Hollywood Theatre.
Where
the Wild Things Are
Where the Wild Things Are is unique among children's movies in
that the only real stakes are emotional ones. When he runs away from
home, to a strange island where he becomes King of the Wild Things, Max
(Max Records) is tasked with sorting out the complicated allegiances
and resentments of his new subjects. It's a lot, in fact, like life on
the playground, and much of Spike Jonze's movie feels like a big
game—perceived as being deadly serious, as only a child could
consider it. From the elaborate forts that Max plans and constructs to
the sorta half-assed, sorta brilliant stories he tells, Wild
Things perfectly captures the improvisational quality of children's
play. If it doesn't pack quite the intensely personal emotional wallop
of the trailer, it nonetheless contains moments of sheer unadulterated
recklessness, as Max and the Wild Things play ferocious games in the
forest, accompanied by giddy, Karen O-scored drumbeats. But the film's
quiet moments really hit home, as Max, scared in his now-tattered wolf
costume, does his best to help his new friends feel safe in the world
they live in. In its willingness to take childhood seriously, Where
the Wild Things Are is every bit as good as we wanted it to be.
ALISON HALLETT Various Theaters.
Whip ItCould Drew
Barrymore be any more likeable? No. The answer is no. Submitted for
your approval: Barrymore's directorial debut, the criminally enjoyable
roller derby teen pic Whip It. Early on, it becomes apparent
that Drew and her roller girls are having a blast, body checking and
food fighting, which makes for two hours of infectious fun and
feel-good eye candy. COURTNEY FERGUSON Fox Tower 10,
Hollywood Theatre.
Zombieland
Outside of monkeys, pirates, and possibly ninjas, is there anything
more played out than zombies? Once one of the most metaphorically
charged conceits in all of horrordom, the concept of the walking dead
has long been run into the ground by sheer repetition. The image of
Grandma back from the grave will always carry a bit of a charge,
granted, but when even George Romero seems to be running on fumes, it
may be time for the genre to shamble over to the corner and have some
quiet time. Or, you know, maybe not. The new horror comedy
Zombieland somehow rises above the Hot Topic-ization of its
subject matter and becomes an absolute, occasionally surreal hoot.
ANDREW WRIGHT Various Theaters.