WAIT, WHAT’S A FIRKIN?—OMG, the day has finally come! Lemme break out my favorite merkin for the Fourth Annual Merkin Fest at Green Dragon. It’s such an awesome merkin, rainbow colored and waterproof, perfect for wearing while drinking copious amounts of beer… here, let me show you this thing. Wait, what? You said firkin?! Huh? Well, screw you, I’m wearing my merkin anyway. CF