Thanksgiving Buffet, Kennedy School, 5736 NE 33rd, Thurs Nov 23, 1-7 pm, $10.95-19.95, call 249-3983 for reservations

The McEmpire brings you a buffet-style Thanksgiving dinner, complete with all the traditional American fixins—and of course there'll be plenty of beer, wine, and liquor on hand. Book a room for the night so you can get plastered and not have to drive home afterward. AH

Post T-Day BarFly Bus, Sat Nov 25, 7 pm-1 am, $19 per person or $170 for 10, barflymag.com

The holidays are depressing, and spending extended periods of time with your family makes you want to die. BarFly knows this, and that's why they've scheduled a post-Thanksgiving BarFly Bus Tour (hitting up eight to 10 bars, lounges, and clubs, with cover charges and apps included) to help you drink those blues away. AH

Thanksgiving at the Heathman Restaurant, 1001 SW Broadway, Thurs Nov 23, 790-7752

It doesn't get much more traditional than Thanksgiving at the Heathman. Splurge on dinner, and rest assured that your holiday will be picture perfect. There's both a buffet and a prix fixe menu available, so call for more info. AH