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February 27, 2013 Feature » Eat and Drink

Fuck YOU, Future!

A Message (and Some Advice) to Those Living in 2113

by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey

(Item #1 in our time capsule) Dear "Future": First of all... I'm not drunk. See, that's what I hate about you fucks from the future. You're all "Monday morning quarterbacks" sitting in your goddamn zero-gravity Barcaloungers reading so-called "police reports" about me…

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