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Nothing Burns Like Fire

NOTHING
BURNS LIKE
FIRE

Fire! It's been around a long time. Dependable, hardworking, and very, very hot, fire has always been there for mankind. Yet in an age filled with microwave ovens, hotplates, and nuclear power, there are "experts" who claim fire has outlived its usefulness. Could it be true? Is fire obsolete?

Not by a long shot! Ask the housewife who discovers her electric stove has been stolen by delinquents. Ask the hungry camper who can't seem to find power for his microwave. Or ask the big game hunter who learns too late in the day that marauding hyenas just aren't scared of hotplates.

Like an old friend, fire has been there all along. And you don't leave a friend behind just because an "expert" tells you to. Fire is the light, the comfort, the inspiration. Thanks, FIRE. For everything.


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