HATS! The Musical has absolutely nothing to do with CATS the musical (sorry to disappoint). It's about a woman nearing 50 who's pretty down about her impending social invisibility. That is, until she meets a bunch of feisty older women who show her how to have a good time! Hooray! The production is inspired by the Red Hat Society, an international band of "older" women who make the Golden Girls look like a bunch of stick-in-the-muds. Female empowerment, meet comfortable shoes.