Hello Hell 

I am a DAMN GOOD DOOR GREETER. I go to work every day, stand by the door, and greet you customers with a FAKE SMILE. And you losers, snobs, or whatever you want to call yourselves need to appreciate us once in a while and just say hi back. How hard can it be? I say hello to you, and you just ignore me like I'm an idiot standing by the door giving a random hello to a stupid stranger that walks in. I can't even get a freakin' good hello from you. Mostly FEMALES. What is your problem? Do I look that damn good? Also, when the sensor goes off, don't just stand there like an idiot. Go to the nearest check stand and ask them to check your bags! Don't just walk away. You need to STOP, TURN AROUND, AND LOOK AT US DOOR GREETERS. I especially hate the customers who hear the sensors go off, and when I say, "ma'am" or "sir" they walk off like they don't HEAR ME CALLING!! Oh, how that annoys me.—Anonymous

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