Kalah Allen

I understand the appeal of jogging on the Waterfront, or the Springwater, or even the tiny little streets in your precious Portland neighborhood. But why the fuck are you jogging on the sidewalks downtown during lunchtime, practically shoving shoppers and diners and gaggles of schoolchildren aside while you blast the one Daft Punk song you have on your iPhone? It looks really unpleasant. Even you look annoyed, especially when you have to jog in place to let a bus pass, or change direction to avoid a gaggle of street campers. There's got to be a better, less irritating way for you to fail at your fitness goals.—Anonymous