I, Anonymous 

Thanks for the Money, Dumbshit

I steal money from the cash register every day. Not as much as I would like, because we never do any fucking business, but I do it when you are a few feet away. I take the customer's money, give them a fucking candy bar or whatever and push the "No Sale" button so you can hear the stupid cash drawer open and close. You dumbshit. Then, on my breaks, I use the money to play pinball. I've got the high score on every machine! It's too bad another company owns the pinball machine, or you might get some money back. How'd you get to be the boss, anyway?--Anonymous

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