I Anonymous
The Sensual Donut
I like eating donuts. First I press the donut up against my face with my nose in the center and I push down really hard, squishing the glaze all over my face. Then I rub the donut all around my head and all over my ears while softly whispering to the donut, "I like donuts... I like donuts," over and over and over. Finally, I break whatever remains of the donut in half, stick one half up my nose and then try to swallow the other half without chewing. If I don't gag, I do a little cheer for myself, take the second half out of my nose, and see if I can swallow that one without a gag too. If I do gag, I sternly tell myself that I'm very bad, remove an article of clothing, and start all over. Mmmmmmm, donuts. —Anonymous
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