I, Anonymous 

Stripper Girl-Talk

It's wonderful that Portland has strip clubs where women feel welcome and comfortable as patrons. Some of you chicks are great, and you can ignore this rant. BUT for all of the chicks who come in here to sit in the corner and talk shit loudly about our bodies and our outfits—please shut up and go away. Does this behavior somehow make you feel better about yourself? Are you just jealous that your boyfriends would rather go home with us? (Not that we care, or ever would.) At the very least you could show some respect and TIP us once in a while. You really have nothing to talk about anyway, it's not like any of you could even GET a shift here. If you have body issues, go see a therapist or talk to someone who cares. And please really do go away—you are taking up seats that should be used by paying customers.—Anonymous

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