KALAH ALLEN

To the woman who decided to put her pet snake on the Barnes and Noble bathroom counter whilst washing her hands: What the hell is wrong with you?! I come out of the stall after changing my baby's very wet and very poopy diaper, approach the sink to wash my hands, and am assaulted by the sight of your devilish reptile friend. Instead of practicing good hygiene, I am forced to run out of the bathroom screaming. Next time I go to the bathroom at the bookstore, I am bringing a dictionary with me, and if your little pet is on the counter again, I am going to smash it.—Anonymous